my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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