I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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