She said her name was "party"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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