woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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