puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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