So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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