You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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