I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I love having hate sex.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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