:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
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