I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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