I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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