Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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