10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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