i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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