Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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