pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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