he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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