so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
there's paper in my vomit.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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