Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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