I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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