So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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