I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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