She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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