I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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