so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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