So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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