well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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