All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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