found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Drake has all the answers
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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