As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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