i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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