I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Can you bring me the toilet please
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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