I need help removing her.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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