Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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