you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Success! We fucked roommates!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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