If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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