Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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