i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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