my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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