Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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