The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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