a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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