it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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