Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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