Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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