One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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