Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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