Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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