I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Where is the hickey?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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