which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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