You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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