NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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