I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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