please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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